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warlordrexx: Oh no! Hide your women! And maybe some of your men…You know what, just hide everyone! This is an emergency of Grommash proportions!

biblogdude: SATURDAY NIGHT MOVIES: This is what a good buddy does. Even if you are on a road trip and your bud needs to empty his balls .. you pull over .. put on your emergency flashers and take care of him. Wherever .. whenever .. no questions asked.

biblogdude: SATURDAY NIGHT MOVIES: This is what a good buddy does. Even if you are on a road trip and your bud needs to empty his balls .. you pull over .. put on your emergency flashers and take care of him. Wherever .. whenever .. no questions asked.

crimesandkillers: Transcript between Jake Evans and 911 dispatch operator 911 Dispatch: Parker County 911, where is your emergency? Jake Evans: Uh, my house. 911: What’s the emergency? Evans: Uh, I just killed my mom and my sister. 911: What? How did

wankwatcher: werks4me: biblogdude: SATURDAY NIGHT MOVIES: This is what a good buddy does. Even if you are on a road trip and your bud needs to empty his balls .. you pull over .. put on your emergency flashers and take care of him. Wherever .. wheneve

incorrect48quotes:Operator: 911, what’s your emergency?Sayanee: My wife is going into labor and i don’t know what to do!Operator: Is this her first born?Sayanee: No, this is her wife.

coconuti: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

surprisebitch: *calls 911* 911: hello, 911, what is your emergency? me: help!! i lost my virginity!! 911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think.. me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity ! 911: ohhh! xD me: xD

sixpenceee: I’m a 911 operator Who Just Had The Most Terrifying Call. by reddit user HiggsThunder “911, what is your emergency?” “Yeah, hi, um…This is going to sound kind of strange but there’s a man stumbling around in circles in my front

biblogdude: SATURDAY NIGHT MOVIES: This is what a good buddy does. Even if you are on a road trip and your bud needs to empty his balls .. you pull over .. put on your emergency flashers and take care of him. Wherever .. whenever .. no questions asked.

beachier: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm If only.

haha-woww: sixpenceee: I’m a 911 operator Who Just Had The Most Terrifying Call. by reddit user HiggsThunder “911, what is your emergency?” “Yeah, hi, um…This is going to sound kind of strange but there’s a man stumbling around in circles

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mcmaishwrites replied to your photo “Hello yes I am relationship advice expert what is your emergency” I hate everyone. what do i do Punch everybody right in their stupid-ass kidneys

biblogdude: SATURDAY NIGHT MOVIES: This is what a good buddy does. Even if you are on a road trip and your bud needs to empty his balls .. you pull over .. put on your emergency flashers and take care of him. Wherever .. whenever .. no questions asked.

coconuti: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

coconuti: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

crimesandkillers: Transcript between Jake Evans and 911 dispatch operator 911 Dispatch: Parker County 911, where is your emergency? Jake Evans: Uh, my house. 911: What’s the emergency? Evans: Uh, I just killed my mom and my sister. 911: What? How did

coconuti: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

crimesandkillers: Transcript between Jake Evans and 911 dispatch operator 911 Dispatch: Parker County 911, where is your emergency? Jake Evans: Uh, my house. 911: What’s the emergency? Evans: Uh, I just killed my mom and my sister. 911: What? How did

beachier: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

uriegangordie: crimesandkillers: Transcript between Jake Evans and 911 dispatch operator 911 Dispatch: Parker County 911, where is your emergency? Jake Evans: Uh, my house. 911: What’s the emergency? Evans: Uh, I just killed my mom and my sister.

somepublicfun: biblogdude: SATURDAY NIGHT MOVIES: This is what a good buddy does. Even if you are on a road trip and your bud needs to empty his balls .. you pull over .. put on your emergency flashers and take care of him. Wherever .. whenever ..

beachier: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

coconuti: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

notsaviforwork: 911 what’s your emergency?The stranger I had sex with is way too attractive. One night stand that turns into more au? (Also, Victor is doing that on purpose Yuuri lmao)

uriegangordie: crimesandkillers: Transcript between Jake Evans and 911 dispatch operator 911 Dispatch: Parker County 911, where is your emergency? Jake Evans: Uh, my house. 911: What’s the emergency? Evans: Uh, I just killed my mom and my sister.

grimandhopeless: carryonmy-assbutt: the-canoodler: thesproutingcolours: crimesandkillers: Transcript between Jake Evans and 911 dispatch operator 911 Dispatch: Parker County 911, where is your emergency? Jake Evans: Uh, my house. 911: What’s the

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beachier: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

weaklys: thesproutingcolours: crimesandkillers: Transcript between Jake Evans and 911 dispatch operator 911 Dispatch: Parker County 911, where is your emergency? Jake Evans: Uh, my house. 911: What’s the emergency? Evans: Uh, I just killed my mom

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surprisebitch: *calls 911* 911: hello, 911, what is your emergency? me: help!! i lost my virginity!! 911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think.. me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity ! 911: ohhh! xD me: xD

untexting: 911: Whats your emergency?Me: I’d like to report something missing. 911: Sure, what is it?Me: My motivation.

biblogdude: SATURDAY NIGHT MOVIES: This is what a good buddy does. Even if you are on a road trip and your bud needs to empty his balls .. you pull over .. put on your emergency flashers and take care of him. Wherever .. whenever .. no questions asked.

biblogdude: SATURDAY NIGHT MOVIES: This is what a good buddy does. Even if you are on a road trip and your bud needs to empty his balls .. you pull over .. put on your emergency flashers and take care of him. Wherever .. whenever .. no questions asked.

beachier: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

grimandhopeless: carryonmy-assbutt: the-canoodler: thesproutingcolours: crimesandkillers: Transcript between Jake Evans and 911 dispatch operator 911 Dispatch: Parker County 911, where is your emergency? Jake Evans: Uh, my house. 911: What’s the

coconuti: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

surprisebitch: *calls 911* 911: hello, 911, what is your emergency? me: help!! i lost my virginity!! 911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think.. me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity ! 911: ohhh! xD me: xD

slim-and-svelte: theamericanrejection: kellikrazybreezy: thesproutingcolours: crimesandkillers: Transcript between Jake Evans and 911 dispatch operator 911 Dispatch: Parker County 911, where is your emergency? Jake Evans: Uh, my house. 911: What’s

coconuti: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

beachier: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

beachier: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

crimesandkillers: Transcript between Jake Evans and 911 dispatch operator 911 Dispatch: Parker County 911, where is your emergency? Jake Evans: Uh, my house. 911: What’s the emergency? Evans: Uh, I just killed my mom and my sister. 911: What? How did

beachier: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

coconuti: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

lexilushxx: coconuti: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm I have a 911 emergency!! * sigh *

hesadude666: crimesandkillers: Transcript between Jake Evans and 911 dispatch operator 911 Dispatch: Parker County 911, where is your emergency? Jake Evans: Uh, my house. 911: What’s the emergency? Evans: Uh, I just killed my mom and my sister. 911:

crimesandkillers: Transcript between Jake Evans and 911 dispatch operator 911 Dispatch: Parker County 911, where is your emergency? Jake Evans: Uh, my house. 911: What’s the emergency? Evans: Uh, I just killed my mom and my sister. 911: What? How did

crimesandkillers: Transcript between Jake Evans and 911 dispatch operator 911 Dispatch: Parker County 911, where is your emergency? Jake Evans: Uh, my house. 911: What’s the emergency? Evans: Uh, I just killed my mom and my sister. 911: What? How did

crimesandkillers: Transcript between Jake Evans and 911 dispatch operator 911 Dispatch: Parker County 911, where is your emergency? Jake Evans: Uh, my house. 911: What’s the emergency? Evans: Uh, I just killed my mom and my sister. 911: What? How did

grimandhopeless: carryonmy-assbutt: the-canoodler: thesproutingcolours: crimesandkillers: Transcript between Jake Evans and 911 dispatch operator 911 Dispatch: Parker County 911, where is your emergency? Jake Evans: Uh, my house. 911: What’s the

theamericanrejection: kellikrazybreezy: thesproutingcolours: crimesandkillers: Transcript between Jake Evans and 911 dispatch operator 911 Dispatch: Parker County 911, where is your emergency? Jake Evans: Uh, my house. 911: What’s the emergency?

beachier: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

surprisebitch: *calls 911* 911: hello, 911, what is your emergency? me: help!! i lost my virginity!! 911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think.. me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity ! 911: ohhh! xD me: xD

surprisebitch: *calls 911* 911: hello, 911, what is your emergency? me: help!! i lost my virginity!! 911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think.. me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity ! 911: ohhh! xD me: xD

coconuti: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

thesproutingcolours: crimesandkillers: Transcript between Jake Evans and 911 dispatch operator 911 Dispatch: Parker County 911, where is your emergency? Jake Evans: Uh, my house. 911: What’s the emergency? Evans: Uh, I just killed my mom and my sister.

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